yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
