Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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