Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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