i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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