it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.