I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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