You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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