everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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