I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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