Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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