I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
North Korea, Best Korea!
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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