Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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