you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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