Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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