Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she smelled like a LAN party
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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