The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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