Buhtt sex?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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