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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(313): I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can? http://tfl.nu/psgn

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You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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(908): You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals http://tfl.nu/anmw

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I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me

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What? You're not speaking real words.

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(423): I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me (617): What? You're not speaking real words. http://tfl.nu/o2go

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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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(586): you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway http://tfl.nu/bm2x

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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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(516): The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse" http://tfl.nu/y3e0

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How did you steal an entire pie?

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I don't know. It's in my purse.

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(503): How did you steal an entire pie? (602): I don't know. It's in my purse. http://tfl.nu/b3mp

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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe

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(808): you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe http://tfl.nu/mori

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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought

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(816): Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought http://tfl.nu/gjm9

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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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(617): i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here. http://tfl.nu/jd5o

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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.

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You made out with EVERYBODY.

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Can I just bleach my life?

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(702): Last night was just one giant freudian slip. (503): You made out with EVERYBODY. (702): Can I just bleach my life? http://tfl.nu/dy05

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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.

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(207): Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP. http://tfl.nu/nipi

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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.

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(631): He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims. http://tfl.nu/mqeu

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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...

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(314): Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea... http://tfl.nu/1d0t

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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night

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you had 4

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(248): did i make more ranch sandwiches last night (269): you had 4 http://tfl.nu/kctz

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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.

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(269): I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night. http://tfl.nu/kddg

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