We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN