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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?

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• (408): View more from California

  She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit

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  I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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• (424): View more from California

  Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...

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• (916): View more from California

  Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN

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