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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.