id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.