My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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