i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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