And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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