i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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