I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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