If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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