Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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