I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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