BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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