Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she woke up with a sticky ear
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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