i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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