So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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