i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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