im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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