At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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