Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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