My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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