8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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