so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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