i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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