you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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