Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You're like the curious george of whores
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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