Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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