just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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