I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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