My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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