you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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