I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
