i just google imaged poop.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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