you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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