The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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