If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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