He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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