Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
kristin has been a bad kristin
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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