it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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