the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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