I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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