maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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