Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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